Valeria, sitting on the other side of the tavern announced smugly: "I never have that problem. My spears and arrows are all constructed to bend at the shank upon impact, so no enemy will ever be able to use my weapons against me. Clearly a superior tactic," she said, crossing her arms and sticking her nose up in the air.


From the far corner of the tavern an invective was hurled "Expergiscere et coffeam olface."

But it went completely over the head of the man to whom it was addressed, who was snoozing peacefully and looked as though it would take an earthquake to wake him.


Expergiscere et coffeam olface. Wake up and smell the coffee.