Warrior of the Macedonians!

The Roman garrison is defeated. Burnu is under our control.
You did a great fight. Asia Minor can be called free now!

All prisoners, which have been incarcerated by the occupant forces for several months, are free. They are scarred by the Roman torture, but they are free now. Look into their faces to understand what Romans peace means. Now we can see what kind of poisoned gift the Romans donate to the world.

But did we fight against Romans?
No, we fought against disbursed henchmen, without honor, without home. They were blinded by the Roman silver. Now they are dead.
You see, Romans themselves never fight. The always stress their vassals to do the dirty work. Romans lose no blood on their battlefields. It is always the blood of disbursed henchmen.
Look around, are there any Romans coming to fight against us?
My dear friend Eadgils told me, that he got message from the shortly freed Kreta. It is under attack.
Attacked by the Roman army? Of course not, an Etruscian army was sent out to keep the Romans interests.
Look around guys, look around. What do you see? Do you see us surrounded by an Egyptian army? Do you think these Roman bootlickers are fighting for their own interests?

While most of the Phrygian warriors were imprisoned, they walk around the Phrygian provinces destroyed the villages, killed the men, women and children, they looted and pillaged the erewhile glowing Phrygian civilization. What they did, they did it by order of the Romans.
And now, today it is up to you to decide:
Should we welcome the Egyptians as friends or should we take up our arms to show them what Macedonian warriors are able to do, as free men?

Veolia: Us Chi, this was another good training day - But tell me, why are we working so hard just to fight some flabby, gammy Romans?

Us Chi: They've bled us white, the bastards. They've taken everything we had, and not just from us, from our fathers, and from our fathers' fathers.

Polyxena: And from our fathers' fathers' fathers.

Us Chi: Yeah.

Polyxena: And from our fathers' fathers' fathers' fathers.

Us Chi: Yeah. All right, Polyxena. Don't labour the point. And what have they ever given us in return?!

Lexx: The aqueduct?

Us Chi: What?

Lexx: The aqueduct.

Us Chi: Oh. Yeah, yeah. They did give us that. Uh, that's true. Yeah.

Macedonian #3: And the sanitation.

Polyxena: Oh, yeah, the sanitation, Us Chi. Remember what the city used to be like?

Us Chi: Yeah. All right. I'll grant you the aqueduct and the sanitation are two things that the Romans have done.

Baphomet: And the roads.

Us Chi: Well, yeah. Obviously the roads. I mean, the roads go without saying, don't they? But apart from the sanitation, the aqueduct, and the roads--

Macedonian #1: Irrigation.

Lexx: Medicine.

Macedonians: Huh? Heh? Huh...

Macedonian #2: Education.

Macedonians: Ohh...

Us Chi: Yeah, yeah. All right. Fair enough.

Macedonian #1: And the wine.

Macedonians: Oh, yes. Yeah...

Veolia: Yeah. Yeah, that's something we'd really miss, Us Chi, if the Romans left. Huh.

Macedonian: Public baths.

Polyxena: And it's safe to walk in the streets at night now, Us Chi.

Veolia: Yeah, they certainly know how to keep order. Let's face it. They're the only ones who could in a place like this.

Macedonians: Hehh, heh. Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh.

Us Chi: All right, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?

Lexx: Brought peace.

Us Chi: Oh. Peace? Shut up!

Us Chi finished the discussion at this point.

QUOTE:

What?
Baphomet is missing in action??
He was caught by Romans???

And you ask me if we could go back to free him????

NO ... no damned way!!! Never!

He was too fat, so he was too slow and so he falled behind. It was his fault!!!
But look - Everything is perfect: There is a warrior who is too fat, too slow and not skillful enough - And there is no better place to be for such kind of warrior than a Roman province.
I believe it must feel like home to him seeing all this flabby, gammy Romans.
C'mon, Mace - let's proceed!