QUOTE:
Slimes of the underside of a rock,

You have stolen our shires. Stolen our resources as a struggling young nation. You will pay, and pay dearly. My forces who were exercising honorably at our friends request. Will come back. Restore your pillaging and raping. Then come and destroy you both.

May of the Gauls

QUOTE:
Domesticate boars,

Hunting was low in our lands, so we go for some wild boars. Didn't find any, but a domesticate specie we much appreciate.
Please try to understand hard times fall upon our tribe and why be hungry while such fabulous domesticate boar species roam just a bit west of our homes?
Since the existence of our tribe come first, I hope you'll understand any resistance is futile.
Also we must inform you that local population we use to share our meal says the roasted domesticate boar is very tasty.
Cheers for the roasted boars!

Sigfried of the Teuton Tribe

QUOTE:
Not so humble slime between my toes,

Oh it is nice to find an honest leader. Now if the truth would be told! You are angry we gave homes to the former Tueton's who didn't like your leadership. This is why you attack a budding new nation to complete destruction. You nation is no more important than the ants you trample. By now you see we have our allies helping us. I know our nation was out of swine both wild and tamed. Thus I know you further lie.

To complicate the situation I am taking an accurate account of the total worth from honorable Gaul warriors you are stealing, and promise you it will come out of your hide.

Gracefully chipper,
May
Pagi of the Gauls

QUOTE:
Gracefully domesticate boars,

There is a word "when the pigs fly..", well I think we could improve a bit " when the pigs fly and the boars talk.." you can use such account and make us come out of our hide... hahaha..
What you says "our nation was out of swine both wild and tamed" is not quite true, since you still have a few recruited from our tribe, we let them go instead roasted them, not to mention the ones on your flag.
Well, that's why we are here, to hunt them down. We will look carefully on all the spots and when we will convince of the truth of your words, that there is no boar left in Gauls tribe, we will go home, not before accepting your friends invitation to pay them a visit too. I don't want they feel neglected or they are not good enough to draw our attention, they will have plenty soon enough, that's a promise!

Cheers for the roasted boars!
Sigfried of the Teuton Tribe

QUOTE:
Not worthy of association to my feet,
Sigfried the slime,

As by now the entire world knows of your falseness. I doubt such trust will be easily reclaimed. Just remember we will rebuild, and we will demand compensation for what you have stolen. There is no way possible for you to search all our lands, as I already forbid you from the castle. Leave our lands now, as you are only harming yourself.

May
Pagi of the Gauls.

QUOTE:
Sigried of the Teutons,

Don't mind the Gauls armies in your lands. I became so captured with your presence I couldn't leave it behind. I have come hunting more men for the Gauls. Tag your it. Catch me if you can.

The tease May
Pagi of the Gauls

QUOTE:
May of Gauls,

I offered you peace and friendship despite your less honorable deeds in the past towards Teuton tribe, but you spit on our offers, plotting with everybody against us, sneak behind our back and attack our provinces when we wasn't at home.

Our homes burned won't go unpunished.
There will be no peace between Teutons and treacherous Gauls and Belgae, only a Capitulation is acceptable. The terms of Capitulation will be decided by Wolfgar, the Commander of Teuton armies.

Cheers,
Sigfried